Movies need to start awakening niche fetishes in people again

i think this is supposed to be homophobic but i haven’t stopped laughing at this for 30 minutes this is SO FUCKING FUNNY

gender neutral bathroom is when big skeleton

I feel like if you scream at a small animal loud enough it would simply explode 

does this work on babies and children?

what is man but an animal playing god?

if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

me n u or u n hello kitty ?

me and you

using the wrong password and still being asked if i want to save it is like the most insulting thing. little wrong password baby do you wanna save your goddamn wrong password for all of eternity. you stupid idiot

Don't get sucked into the "if they really cared I wouldn't have to say something" spiral. No matter how close you are with someone, it's unfair to expect them to know things you haven't actually communicated.

entering my florence + the machine era

i've been thinking about @saxifrage-wreath's tags for a month

Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhatten. The question now is can they HOLD it

you should always be careful when you fall back asleep again after waking up because sometimes you will just have a pleasant little snooze but sometimes you'll get trapped in TIME PRISON. unfortunately there is no way to predict this.

whoever said all-nighters are exhausting is a liar i'm doing great. i've never felt better in my entire life, the birds are chirping as they welcome me into the gates of morningdom

i have an iron grip on my couch watching these vampire girls in van helsing (2004)

i’d give so much of it up

i’ve never been as high as i was last night and got so horny from these women that i had to stop watching it

When a fic author starts describing the fragrances your blorbo uses and it's a scent that you hate:

ALT